How much was Rod Stewart ordered to pay for canceling a 1999 New Year's Eve concert? A jury ruled that the 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy' singer must return a $2 million advance and pay an additional $1 million in legal fees, interest, and penalties for failing to show up at a Las Vegas gig. (Stewart canceled due to throat surgery.) How much additional money did Stewart and his legal team have to pay after being held in contempt of court? $150,000. Maybe that's why the case dragged on for seven years (and no, that's not one dog year!)
How much does it cost for a blogger to defend a libel lawsuit? $93K, according to celeb blogger Perez Hilton, who's seeking to recover his attorney fees from Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan's BFF and stepdaughter of Foreigner guitarist Mick Jones (and no, she's not the daughter of former David Bowie guitarist Mick Ronson). Ronson accused Perez Hilton of libel (something to do with Ronson's involvement in Lohan's DUI case) and the case was tossed out. Now, Hilton wants Ronson to pay his attorney fees. What's the hourly rate for a blogger's attorneys? Perez Hilton paid between $275 and $375 an hour.
How much does it cost to defend yourself in an RIAA file-sharing lawsuit? $114,363.18, according to attorneys for Debbie Foster, who successfully defended herself in a lawsuit in which the recording industry accused her of illegal downloading. Foster's request for legal fees from the RIAA was whittled down to $68,685.23 by a judge who determined that an attorney should handle this kind of dispute in 339 hours and should charge $175 an hour. (Besides SecondLife, where can we find that attorney?)
How much does it cost to sue an English rock band for firing you? £250K. That's how much ex-Oasis bass player Tony McCarroll paid his attorney for settling a lawsuit against his former bandmates. Legal fees ate up almost half his settlement (£550-£600K) from the band. That's unfortunate, but it certainly doesn't merit his being labeled the "stupidest man in showbiz."